Korean Rice Drink Parody Ad Poster

Create a bold Korean-style beverage advertisement poster with a warm golden splash background and dramatic commercial lighting. Show a [celebrity spokesperson] from the chest up, wearing a navy suit, white dress shirt, bright red tie, and a small American flag lapel pin, facing camera with a confident sales-pitch expression. His face is obscured by a flat rectangular censor block in a skin-toned color. In his left hand, extended close to the camera in forced perspective, he holds a yellow aluminum can of Korean rice punch drink labeled prominently in Korean, with red top and bottom bands and the main product text "비락 식혜" and "Since 1993" on the can. The can also includes smaller Korean copy, an image of sweet rice drink near the bottom, and the volume text "238 ml (120 kcal)". His right hand gives a thumbs-up.

Use an energetic retro-commercial composition, with splashing sweet rice beverage and droplets behind him, glowing golden highlights, and a slightly low-angle heroic framing. At the top, include 3 distinct headline text groups: a small handwritten-style black slogan on the upper left reading "전통의 맛, 한국의 DRINK!", a huge central headline in distressed bold Korean type reading "걸죽는 땐?" in dark brown-black and "비락 식혜!" in vivid red, and a brand logo on the upper right reading "비락" with small red text "Since 1993" beneath it. Add 2 callout badges: on the left, a yellow circular seal with a tiny crown icon and the text "대한민국 국민음료 No.1"; on the right, a white speech bubble with handwritten Korean text "한국이 만든 맛있는 전통!" and red English text "I LOVE IT!".

At the bottom foreground, place 2 food elements: a brass bowl filled with sweet rice drink and floating rice grains on the left, and a wooden bowl piled with white rice on the right. Across the lower middle, add 2 lines of large brush-style promotional text, the first in white reading "달콤하게! 시원하게!" and the second in mixed white and yellow reading "속까지 시~원하게!" with an energetic yellow underline stroke. Along the very bottom, include 3 circular feature icons with captions in Korean: "국내산 쌀 엄선된 재료", "시원하게 갈증해소", and "부드러운 단맛 속 편한 식혜". In the lower right corner, add tiny disclaimer text "연출된 이미지입니다". Make the overall look glossy, exaggerated, funny, and convincing like a viral parody print ad.