Reggie in Venice Canal Tour

Reggie steps off a vaporetto or onto a canal-side, adjusts monocle, delivers a “Welcome to Venice” line.  Slow push-in as he marvels at canals, calling it “London if someone forgot the roads.”  Spots a gondola and insists he needs “the cinematic entrance.”  Wide shot: he clambers into gondola, nearly tipping it, tries to stay dignified.  Cut to him seated, posing for camera, doing dramatic “influencer hand gestures.”  Gondolier starts singing; Reggie reacts with faux sophistication, then genuine awe.  Pigeons swoop overhead; quick cut of Reggie ducking, then pretending it was planned.  Passing under a bridge, he tries to deliver a serious history fact and clearly gets it wrong.  POV shot looking up at old buildings; Reggie calls it “the world’s fanciest water maze.”  Gondola brushes another gondola; brief awkward overlap, Reggie throws in a cheeky compliment or British sarcasm.  Jump cut to Reggie at a small floating café/bar, balancing espresso on the edge.  Extreme close-up: Reggie sips espresso, eyes widen at the strength, yet he pretends it’s “absolutely delightful.”  Quick montage: mini bites of cicchetti, approving nods, then one dramatic overreaction to a strong flavour.  Sunset shot on a small bridge; Reggie leans on the railing, bowler slightly askew.  Final line to camera, something like “Ten out of ten, but still no idea where the roads went,” with a jaunty waddle away.