Wuxia Comedy Short: Cat Assassin vs. Single Man

1980s Shaw Brothers Wuxia film style, film grain texture, retro color palette, high contrast. In a Chinese courtyard, a young man (no beard) wearing a Tang Dynasty blue round-neck robe and a futou hat is drinking wine. A pet dog is lying next to him. Suddenly, a tabby cat wearing an invisibility cloak flies onto the wall from outside and uses a golden revolver to shoot and kill the small dog next to the man. The man is startled and immediately stands up. The kitten says, “Someone offered ten cans of food for your dog’s life.” The man breathes a sigh of relief, “Good thing you spoke Chinese.” Then the tabby cat asks, “Are you a single dog?” The man nods. The tabby cat raises its hand and fires a shot, hitting the man in the chest, saying, “A single dog is also a dog.” With that, the tabby cat strides away. Retro noise, sharp and realistic action, pure martial arts film texture without special effects.